F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast

Listen, if your mom isn't going on our romantic destination third date, I'm not interested.  Topics include escalating your dates too quickly, banging the band, asexual expectations, suggesting anal.

Did our messed up recording schedule result in us completely forgetting that this episode would be released on New Year's Day?  Absolutely.  Topics include being a shy boy, a boob job for his boobs, being creepier on request, and your wife's date sabotage.

We're just two sleepy lil guys doing their best.  Topics include funeral crashing, have girlfriend now, girlfriend curfew, husband's threesome tastes, exiled to the couch, getting 500 Days of Summer'd.

We've finally recovered from our weekend in Philly, so here's a hot and fresh new episode.  This was recorded earlier this month, so if we talk about stuff that's already past... ignore it.  We're all adults here.  Topics include one position finish, a divisive red flag, nocturnal emissions, airport seduction, preparing the splash zone, sucking to success.
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We're still getting our lives together from PAX Unplugged in Philly last week, so please enjoy another extra long episode courtesy of our live shows at Black Sheep in Toronto.

This month's live show at Black Sheep was to celebrate Dain's birthday and our universal love of Italian cuisine.

Every now and then Dain tries to say something profound but Niall's childish mind gets in the way and ruins everything.  Topics include UTI break-up, sex after death, first date roast beef, the mysterious bump, back peddling on exclusivity.
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We've recorded so many episodes in the past few weeks that I'm starting to lose sense of what time even means anymore.  Topics include short-term long-distance, learning to beg for it, the attractiveness of your own apartment, eye contact correction, de-normalize the nipple, nosy neighbours or noisy neighbours.

Before the was Me Too, we had U2 and we still didn't learn anything about consent.  Usually this is where Dain recaps the episode, but he had one too many adult beverages at a work party last night and is hungover, so it's time to take a chance and see what the episode is about for yourself like a real adult.

If we could all just treat women like actual people (because they are) then I think we'd solve a lot of problems since women are people (like, actual people).  Topics include furniture jealousy, butt aggression, miserable dating outlook, developing our own red flag Tinder profile.