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We're coming down off that Episode 200 high and we're back to business as usual.  Topics include a new breed of oral sex, navigating the fear of pregnancy and sex, marathon sex where no one wants to run the marathon, cockblocked by Jesus, how not to handle rejection.

August 1, 2022

Episode 200 - Dick Bong

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We done did it for real this time, y'all. 200 episodes. 200 hours. 200 jokes about genitalia and slandering celebrities. Topics include a retrospective on Episode 1, Dain's famous bits, a terrible safe sex option, collecting digits in the 6ix and a relationship saboteur. 

You can only choose one thing... a Tinder account or a safe granny.  Topics include best friend relationship revelations, the pressure to pursue romance, DIY inception, an unexpected and unwelcomed threesome surprise, pretending like you've never been to Mordor.

I like to get both hands in there and really get the lay of the land.  Topics include escort confessions, coming to terms with your ugly genes, a coked out second date, girlfriend getaway insecurities, TikTok penis ridicule and more Tindies to finish us off. 

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Look, I know it's tough living in a world where Pokemon don't actually exist, but woman are not an acceptable substitution.  Topics include traveler's guide to dating at Chili's, when gaming friends get more attention than you do, being punished for falling into a trap, how to properly DTR, a real life Pokedex for real life women, and, of course, more Tinders.

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I don't want to spoil too much, but this week we have a very famous guest stop by or maybe Dain's just working on his cool Kermit impression.  Topics include Roe v Wade protest pick-up strategies, taking time or making moves after a break up, Niall's hard stance of sitting beside your date, worrying about how your sex looks, catching your partner in a social media lie, Ted Mosby in real life, making requests that suit your sexual requirements and, of course, more Tinders.

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The fine folks over at LoveHoney have hit your boys up again for another spectacular episode regarding all things sex toys!  Topics include sloppy, sneaky dildo usage, sex toy safety, vibrator jealousy and insecurities, breaking out of pandemic vibrator monotony, choosing the perfect sex toy with your partner, a potato baby update and advocating for sex toys being used the way they're meant to be.

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This week we're talking all things sex toys thanks to our friends over at LoveHoney.  Topics include choosing a vibrator over sex, requiring toys to get the big O, discrete toy purchases, the perfect solution to spicing up a long distance relationship, using toys to meet your sexual needs in a relationship and the ethics of using toys with multiple partners.

Don't ever talk to me or my potato son again.  Topics what preparation style best suits your child's potato-esque qualities, where did all the gentle lovers go, Harry Styles first date bankruptcy, building up exes to be impossible comparisons, overstepping your neighbourly boundaries and, of course, Tinders.

Happy Pride Month, y'all!  I'm strongly considering changing my name to Potato.  Topics include a very steep ask, going down and throwing up, a real Stacy's mom situation, an interesting thought experiment, being jealousy with a man you're not fond of, the fine details of asking for a hook-up and, of course, a new batch of Tinders.

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