F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast

At this point in time, we actually have no idea if we're straight or not anymore.  Topics include TikTok date shaming, dark and twisted fantasies, keeping in contact with past fuck buddies, admitting to being a serial cheater, accidentally making friends with women and becoming a good person and also maybe becoming gay.

It doesn't matter what your feminine energy is, this Dain is ALWAYS top tier.  Topics include a good reason to not sleep over, when can you ask to hook up again, should you date a racist stalker, light side and dark side feminine energy, stockpiling your nudes. 

If you like human to animal ratio math, you're gonna love this one, gang!  Topics include acting shady about saying your name, how to react to sensitive information, how many kitty pics is too many, sex with a sickly Victorian boy, a cool car lunch date, riding to the finish.Support the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies

Y'all, I introduce a brand new game in this episode that I still don't know the rules to, but sorry to any Teagan's out there.  Topics include feeling more makes you cum faster, pre-text message dating, stopping mid-sex, getting serious in order to get busy, getting bored after getting yours, dump the freeloader, a game that I play.

NOBODY MOVE!  If you do exactly what we say and listen to this brand new episode, no one needs to get hurt...  Nobody be a hero. Topics include a wet mistake that you could never learn from, missing the whole hole, artfully dropping your number, a pushy vagina, how to heist her heart, the face is not a chair, getting bro-zoned. 

All we're saying is that it seems like it's not a LOT of volume and we'd be curious to see how much we could fill a shot glass.  Topics include a hilarious wedding day prank, custom animated porn, feeling used in modern dating, medically qualifying how much is a lot.

Some people just can't handle the Neutron style.  Topics include calling off the benefits with a friends with benefits, pre-mature ejaculation and modern media, unsaved number suspicions, how to cast Zone of Friendship, location sharing and when to do it.

I'm sorry, babe.  I'm not trying to karate chop you in the ribs... it's this damn disease!  Topics include the sexual history with her dude friends, clumsy boyfriend or horrible person, too soon for "what are we", DIY frustrations, Burning Man sex plane and the mysteries of the future.

If anyone "needs" me, I'll be "going" to do some "groceries" because I'm feeling a little "hungry."  Topics include a toothbrush truth bust, how hard that head get, not allowed to break up, not getting enough sex, Netflix and chill... but like... bad, proving you're absolutely not fun.

Apologies for the late upload this week, y'all!  But we were at Fan Expo all weekend and our brains are fried, so here's the live show we did at Black Sheep at the beginning of the month.