F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast

In this episode we go into great detail that arcane secrets you must comprehend and master in order to pee just enough to make someone think it's jizz.  Topics include semen Houdini, difference between sex and making love, a racially charged kink, hooking up after the break up.  

In this laser focused episode, we don't go on a single tangent and stay on topic the entire time.  Topics include literal trust falls, no rhythm, the dog training method, how to use someone you're already using.
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Time to crank one out before the season ends, boys.  WE WILL NOT FINISH IN BRONZE.  Topics include a real stinker of a husband, should I stay or should I go, eye roll emojis in an argument, and doing the bare minimum.

The only time cyberbullying is acceptable is against Kevin Sorbo.  Topics include the first love is the strongest, is he just trying to smash, neighbourly love, and DISAPPOINTED.

Put this episode on your Facebook shortcuts because you're going to want to come back to it.  Topics include secret sniffing, breaking her, Facebook's top five, defective pubic hair.

If you're not blasting this episode in public through a speaker backpack, I don't think you even really care about us.  Topics include he doesn't know he just broke up with me, new pussy problems, forced to hang out with her ex, my ex is telling me no.

If I can't see, I don't believe it and I ain't NEVER seen a dolphin!  Topics include not quittin' the gym, sharing sex problems publicly, my not so smart boyfriend, a dead libido rises again.

Hey baby, why don't we go back to my place and I can get you reaaaaal dry.  Topics include the games of young women, a whispered suggestion, fake boob reveal, alcohol is more than a social lubricant.

Men are throwing themselves into traffic, smashing windows with their faces, tearing out their own hair.  It can only be one thing: ROLEX MADNESS.  Topics include my husband's AI girlfriend, wearing a Rolex on a date, financial deceit, overthinking for overthinking's sake.