F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast

Episode 53 - Clap Alien Cheeks

We've done it!  We made it a whole year, didn't miss a single episode and somehow climbed to the top 50 sex podcasts in Canada.  We celebrate with a special long episode of this here podcast.  A special appearance from our favourite guest host, Kyle and the soft rumbling purrs of Oliver grace this very exciting anniversary episode.  Topics include big booty blunders, a dick pic tells a thousand words, probably a pretty problematic game of Fuck/Marry/Kill, alien jealousy, a Dan retrospective and a brand new segment.

Episode 52 - Drippy Darnell

Summer 2: The Sequel to Summer is here and we're back to being sweaty closet boys, but that doesn't stop us from providing you ever hotter dating and sex advice.  Topics include being too passive, pulling out's suggested success rate, idealizing your relationship, the promise ring problem, a sweaty curse by the Spite Witch and a shocking Dan revelation.

Episode 51 - The Tenacity of Banana Mammal

This week we celebrate hitting the top 200 sexuality podcasts in Canada by once again inadvertently making an episode with a common theme; Dump.  His.  Ass.  Look, we're all about communication and solving problems, but sometimes you need to toss these garbage people off a metaphorical cliff and get on with your (much better) life.  Also, you're not going crazy if you hear a cat purring, Oliver weasled his way into the room and graced us with his perfect rumbles.  Topics include a punishing flash, plastic surgery ultimatum, not being pretty, single shaming, boyfriend material, forcing a threesome and syrupy pancakes.

Episode 50 - You're Grounded, Reggie!

Look, sometimes you need to play the long game and this week, we have the hottest strategies for getting back at those dang pesky in-laws.  Topics include getting grounded, dating a night owl when you're a morning person, the "what are we?" taboo, porn over sex, the white lie blow-off and asking for consent.

Episode 49 - Yommy Mommy

This week Dain wrangles a drunken Niall through the episode, but not without dropping some serious revelations.  Niall comes up with the best and worst relationship analogies.  Topics include a baby named Misogyny, wholesome porn, when to say the L-word, learning nothing on a first date, seducing MILFS and jail bait.

Episode 48 - Sand Castle Bully

We stop messing around this week and finally talk about what everyone's been begging us for: BEACH GAME.  That's right, we got covered better than Niall's super expensive boy body oil.  Topics include making him cum multiple times in one night, attempted murder break-up, the secret shame of all men, $500 reparations, bad blowjobs and more dancing, sand castle competitions, sex tape preparation.

Episode 47 - Breaking the Banjo String

We've done gone and done it this week, that's right.  It's first ever podcast unboxing.  We then aggressively tackle a single Agent's questions with a few delves into the Reddit reservoir while getting into some unexpectedly deep tangents.  Also Dain Google image searches something he wishes he could immediately un-see while his cats sing us the songs of their people.  Topics include dating other people, avoiding monotonous sex, clitnipulation, sex addiction and the dangers of game, a comprehensive guide to handjobs and blowjobs.

Episode 46 - The Adventures of Boomerang Man

We're just a couple of sweaty, melty, hot boys this week.  The closet has reached peak summer temperatures and the only thing saving us is this new, chill energy from not recording on our usual day.  Niall is well fed and Dain's got some serious punch energy happening.  Topics include keepin' it casual, vlog couples, a once in a lifetime jerk-off experience, an immediate blowjob, the skinvisible man, swallowing your pride and not eating lead, how does cuddling work, and an apology from Boomerang Man.

Episode 45 - Cargo Shorts Boner

Look, maybe I'm drunk while I upload this.  Maybe we were drunk while we recorded this.  You can't prove anything, also we're grown ass men we can do whatever we want.  Topics include over-cumming, having no friends, dreaming of your dead ex-boyfriend, lowering you standards to end a dry spell, lol-ing your nudes away, hurting the pipis, initiating sexual conversations, smashing that unwanted boner, ashamed orgasms, a brand new porn review and a new sex headline!

Episode 44 - Your Special Bee Treasure

Niall has a sore butt and brings a forbidden book into the closet.  Dain finds an incredible resource and new personal hero.  Topics include a polite rejection response, the tragic bee coma, a platonic wedding date (or murder), being pretty enough to be a stripper, the latest in the BetterBetch saga, an ass like a chow's tongue,  how to make want me tonight and looks DO matter.