F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast

Episode 45 - Cargo Shorts Boner

Look, maybe I'm drunk while I upload this.  Maybe we were drunk while we recorded this.  You can't prove anything, also we're grown ass men we can do whatever we want.  Topics include over-cumming, having no friends, dreaming of your dead ex-boyfriend, lowering you standards to end a dry spell, lol-ing your nudes away, hurting the pipis, initiating sexual conversations, smashing that unwanted boner, ashamed orgasms, a brand new porn review and a new sex headline!

Episode 44 - Your Special Bee Treasure

Niall has a sore butt and brings a forbidden book into the closet.  Dain finds an incredible resource and new personal hero.  Topics include a polite rejection response, the tragic bee coma, a platonic wedding date (or murder), being pretty enough to be a stripper, the latest in the BetterBetch saga, an ass like a chow's tongue,  how to make want me tonight and looks DO matter.

Episode 43 - The One About Boundaries

This one goes out to all of our boundary respecting listeners!  It's rare that our episodes ever have a cohesive theme and it's especially unlikely when they do because we literally don't plan anything when we record, but this week we take a very special look at boundaries in the work place, at home and more.  Topics include forcing a broken heart, key copying made terrifying, John Cusack's printer romance movie, the hungriest date, sub drops, the cheating trimester and an exciting new addition to the BetterBetch saga.

Episode 42 - Eat An Ass, Save A Life

Do we ever get into it today, friends.  If there was a checklist of things you'd want us to talk about on our podcast, I'm going to assume we've checked all of those boxes.  Flaccid dicks, butthole eating, how much Joseph Heller's books suck, we got it all.  And to top it all off, we've got a brand new porn review that might be just a little bit racist.  Topics include the Tale of Rimjob Rob, how to pronounce your name right, increasing sexual stamina with unsexy thoughts, reverse pick-up lines, competing with other men in REAL TIME, demanding nudes, and post-sex penis stroking.

Episode 41 - Horny At The Dirty Pool

Every once in awhile a question so poignant, so exceptional, so mind-boggling buck-wild comes along and makes you re-think everything you've ever known.  This week, we answer that question.  Topics include the dangers of flirting, the stigmas and mental health struggles of STIs, homophobia blackmail, bonerjams 2019, how to lose a guy in 10 days and the best question we've ever read.

Episode 40 - Min-Maxing Your Oppression

We're not sure we're going to make it through the summer in this here recording closet.  This week, we're barely clothed and summer has just begun.  But shedding our clothing also means we're shedding our societal burdens allowing us to give you the rawest dating and sex advice on the Internet.  Topics include banging your best friend's best friend, orgasm inception, financial burdens and responsibilities, a sneaky pork experience, vaginal death-grip, a one-week "betrayal" and a brand new segment from Dain.

Episode 39 - A Japanese Salty Dish

This week we got one of our most bewildering Facebook questions (and that's saying a lot!), but like true professionals (disclaimer: we are NOT professionals) we're still brave enough to tackle it.  Also, we feature our very first non-fiction sex writing.  Topics include a threatening break-up, a salty snack and a mean prank, being old enough to figure it out, dating competition, pre-penetration porn problems, buckwild orgasms and exes that cling on.

Episode 38 - Gay's Anatomy (2019 Pride Episode feat. Kyle Crawford)

He's back, baby!  To celebrate our first official Pride episode we really had no choice but to bring back everyone's favourite gay guest host, Kyle Crawford!  As usual, things get wild in the closet as secrets are shared and shames are revealed.  Topics include being outed, butthole care, condom scares and butt babies, LGBT+ characters in media, breaking up in open relationships, and a bit of essence in your ice water.

Episode 37 - Much Ado About Piss

We kick off Pride Month with an episode almost primarily about urine!  They don't have anything to do with each other (unless, of course, you're into that sort thing), it's just the way it all shook out.  We also get very heavy into Game of Thrones spoilers, so maybe don't listen to the last question about Emilia Clarke if you've somehow avoided spoilers this whole time.  Topics include man pussies, butt plugs, explosive diarrhea, bed wetting, how to respond to nudes, a piss bath and how to deal with a fake Emilia Clarke.

Episode 36 - Virginity Tight Five

Oh boy.  This week Dain is deep in that cold medication high and Niall is still recovering from being blasted, Baja-style.  We kind of blew up over night on Facebook and got flooded with messages by a certain kind of people looking for a certain kind of sexual service that we, in fact, do not provide.  Topics include Facebook Message dramatic readings, how to undate someone, small-scale PDA consent, the threesome test, "She's All That"ing yourself, high sex drive insecurities and your virginity comedy set.