F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast

Episode 83 - Baby Black Market

This week we start off pretty butt-centric, but don't worry, we branch out.  Niall gives a much needed health update and Dain is worried about the careers of porn writers.  Topics include a froggy conundrum, respecting property, a cardboard cut-out situation, infant master thief or cursed couch, not owning a monopoly on your partner's love and respectful slapping.

Episode 82 - Mattress Wife

This is a good one, friends.  We barely even have to try to keep the recent unpleasantness from seeping into this one.  The only downside is that we do talk politics for awhile, but... like, not really.  Topics include Trump's stunning re-election campaign, a quarantine hook-up power move, love-making laughter, protecting your mattress, dreaming of more experience, more dream analysis, letting insecurity ruin things before they start.

Episode 81 - Two Birds, One Ball-Gag (feat. Suzannah Weiss)

This week we bring on our first honest-to-goodness sexpert!  We may be stuck inside due to the recent unpleasantness, but that doesn't mean we can't reach out across this fine Internet and connect with new voices to share their wisdom with you.  Topics include 50/50 sex savant, vaginal orgasm fixation, first time frustration, the band-aid scream solution, sex-induced pooping.If you'd like to find Suzannah on social media, check her out on Twitter: @suzannahweiss, on Instagram: weisssuzannah and online at suzannahweiss.com.

Episode 80 - Flushing Your Gage Stash

We've officially declared this week a NOVID-Nonteen episode.  We don't talk about the recent unpleasantness and get back to what we're meant to do: serve up the best sex and dating advice you can find on the Internet.  Also, thanks for your patience while we sort out our remote recording issues and we're happy to announce we're back at full quality and maximum boi-energy.  Topics include jealous of dog cuddles, yappy women, how to know you're in love, is there such a thing as too much sex, desiring more little kisses, discovering masturbation, every man's worst Gage nightmare.

Episode 79 - Kevin's Dirty Dildo Dishwasher

I swear to God, Kevin, if I see one more dildo you're out of this quarantine.  Topics include a COVID-19 check in, relationships going platonic, breaking up in isolation, not being able to lie about liking big butts, telling your partner you've had better sex, making the first of many moves in a long game, sex toy sanitation.

Episode 78 - Scrotal Distancing

Much like the state of the world, it's a bit of a strange one this week, folks.  We're practicing social distancing and therefore are recording remotely, so we apologize for the audio quality.  We're taking steps to improve the clarity in the coming weeks for as long as we have to continue to self-isolate.  We hope you're all keeping safe and staying healthy, we love you.  Topics include COVID-19, self-isolation long distance relationships, a tempting booty call, stop eating ass, a best friend boner, and a quarantine decision.

Episode 77 - Flatulent Cat

The world is a bit wild right now, y'all.  Whether you're self-isolating, social distancing or just need something to take your mind off of the craziness, we hope this week's episode provides a little bit of relief and normalcy in otherwise chaotic times.  Topics include blasting your baby with sweet vagina tunes, boner shyness, period sex etiquette and concerns, orgasm sensitivity, made up boyfriends, and a noisy vagina.

Episode 76 - Saloon-Style Semen Spittoon

Oh boy, have we done it this week.  If you like your episodes filthy with a healthy dose of ranting and tangents, you're in for a treat.  But, listen, y'all.  We got plans, so we're going to make this quick.  Topics include addressing racist behaviour, dates making escape plans, a hook-up culture discussion, pre-dump warning, non-stop orgasming, letting romantic comedies ruin your life.

Episode 75 - Gag The Raven, Nevermore

We get wild pretty much right off the bat in this one, friends.  This episode is all about that cool, cool penis energy and not at all about Nazi pubes.  Topics include loud parent sex, a nefarious neighbour, canceling a date and skipping straight to sex, a deodorant dick spray, pre-blowjob showers, we attempt sex writing, an effeminate voice, bailing on a date when they run late.

Episode 74 - Bad Lover or Great Murderer?

Don't be scared by our rocky start, this episode is still packed to the brim with that good advice and plenty of trips to Tangent City.  Topics include a cryptic door note, how to pamper your fuck buddy, how to recover from asking someone out and not getting a response, taking steps to rougher sex, stop wasting your time and energy on douchebags.  Also, check out our new friends at Tickle.Life for all sorts of great sexuality and health content!