F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast

Episode 38 - Gay's Anatomy (2019 Pride Episode feat. Kyle Crawford)

He's back, baby!  To celebrate our first official Pride episode we really had no choice but to bring back everyone's favourite gay guest host, Kyle Crawford!  As usual, things get wild in the closet as secrets are shared and shames are revealed.  Topics include being outed, butthole care, condom scares and butt babies, LGBT+ characters in media, breaking up in open relationships, and a bit of essence in your ice water.

Episode 37 - Much Ado About Piss

We kick off Pride Month with an episode almost primarily about urine!  They don't have anything to do with each other (unless, of course, you're into that sort thing), it's just the way it all shook out.  We also get very heavy into Game of Thrones spoilers, so maybe don't listen to the last question about Emilia Clarke if you've somehow avoided spoilers this whole time.  Topics include man pussies, butt plugs, explosive diarrhea, bed wetting, how to respond to nudes, a piss bath and how to deal with a fake Emilia Clarke.

Episode 36 - Virginity Tight Five

Oh boy.  This week Dain is deep in that cold medication high and Niall is still recovering from being blasted, Baja-style.  We kind of blew up over night on Facebook and got flooded with messages by a certain kind of people looking for a certain kind of sexual service that we, in fact, do not provide.  Topics include Facebook Message dramatic readings, how to undate someone, small-scale PDA consent, the threesome test, "She's All That"ing yourself, high sex drive insecurities and your virginity comedy set.

Episode 35 - The "Science" of Nipples

Dain doesn't wanna brag, y'all, but he made it through an entire recording session without dropping his phone while Niall manages to stay alive while recovering from a weekend trip with the lads for a bachelor party.  Topics include overthinking confidence, why game isn't taught, a slut in the sheets and a queen on the streets, World War III and a brand new segment!

Episode 34 - Bum Jelly

Hey, friends.  Have you got $100?  Can we have it?  We love you.  Topics include baby-making possibilities on Tinder, dancing away from your problems, thicc or thick, nightly blowjobs, best friend Tinder photoshoot, gettin' those hands on those titties, and more.

Episode 33 - Friend Brothel

The closet is less crowded this week as we've returned to the tried and true format of just two boys in the room bringing you the freshest dating and sex advice.  Dain brings a much anticipated update on last week's introduction to Cooking with Ricardo and we both manage to not rant about how garbage Game of Thrones has gotten.  Topics include karaoke introduction, TV boob jealousy, petrified goat orgasms, heartbroken dumper, fun and flirty sex friends, vagina snorkels, death and mistresses and what to do while your blasts her clit.

Episode 32 - Gay Time Traveler (feat. Kyle Crawford)

We did it.  They said we couldn't do it, but we did it.  We fit exactly one more boy in this closet to host our very first guest on the show, Kyle Crawford!  Ironically, it just so happens to be a gay man we've put back in the closet (don't worry, I'm pretty sure that's the only closet joke we made, surprisingly!).  We've gotten a lot of questions we didn't feel comfortable answering, being straight men with absolutely no gay experience, so we've brought in a third-party expert to shed some light on some of the mysteries of gay dating culture.  Topics include crusty spaghetti, the white lie escape, crushing on straight boys, landlord Grindr thief, the top/bottom meme dynamic.

Episode 31 - Dick Tenderizer

This is the first episode in a few weeks that we don't go completely off-the-rails by the end of things and we're not too sure how we feel about that.  This week we bring an exciting conclusion to #cumbox2019 and I promise you, you'll never guess how it all shakes out.  Topics include ghosting but still orbiting, the first date hand-off, a dick like a leg and an orgasm like a pig, sneaky in-bed phone times, lookin' pretty and how to pick up men.

Episode 30 - James McAvoy's Cumbox

420 blaze it, squad.  We know we're a few days late, but we're hot-boxing the hell out of the closet and this week our advice isn't the only thing that's dank.  We are 100% professional, crunchy weed boys and 100% aren't just trying to jump on this hype train.  In all honesty, we're not high at all, but listening to this episode, you'd never know.  Topics include choosing between two lovers, the no hook ups policy, romantic activities with your parents, creepy compliments, dating bad boys and a slanderous box of condoms.

Episode 29 - Dry Mans and Plurbis

I feel like we say this a lot, but, man, this episode got away from us.  We're still coming in hot with that advice you so desperately crave, but we're also coming at you with a whole lot of extras that I don't think anyone, including us, wanted.  In this episode, we either revolutionize sex or ruin it forever.  Topics include emotional bamboozling, being the weird kid, on the DL, next gen pudenda, cling envy, and rectum dining.