F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast

Episode 40 - Min-Maxing Your Oppression

We're not sure we're going to make it through the summer in this here recording closet.  This week, we're barely clothed and summer has just begun.  But shedding our clothing also means we're shedding our societal burdens allowing us to give you the rawest dating and sex advice on the Internet.  Topics include banging your best friend's best friend, orgasm inception, financial burdens and responsibilities, a sneaky pork experience, vaginal death-grip, a one-week "betrayal" and a brand new segment from Dain.

Episode 39 - A Japanese Salty Dish

This week we got one of our most bewildering Facebook questions (and that's saying a lot!), but like true professionals (disclaimer: we are NOT professionals) we're still brave enough to tackle it.  Also, we feature our very first non-fiction sex writing.  Topics include a threatening break-up, a salty snack and a mean prank, being old enough to figure it out, dating competition, pre-penetration porn problems, buckwild orgasms and exes that cling on.

Episode 38 - Gay's Anatomy (2019 Pride Episode feat. Kyle Crawford)

He's back, baby!  To celebrate our first official Pride episode we really had no choice but to bring back everyone's favourite gay guest host, Kyle Crawford!  As usual, things get wild in the closet as secrets are shared and shames are revealed.  Topics include being outed, butthole care, condom scares and butt babies, LGBT+ characters in media, breaking up in open relationships, and a bit of essence in your ice water.

Episode 37 - Much Ado About Piss

We kick off Pride Month with an episode almost primarily about urine!  They don't have anything to do with each other (unless, of course, you're into that sort thing), it's just the way it all shook out.  We also get very heavy into Game of Thrones spoilers, so maybe don't listen to the last question about Emilia Clarke if you've somehow avoided spoilers this whole time.  Topics include man pussies, butt plugs, explosive diarrhea, bed wetting, how to respond to nudes, a piss bath and how to deal with a fake Emilia Clarke.

Episode 36 - Virginity Tight Five

Oh boy.  This week Dain is deep in that cold medication high and Niall is still recovering from being blasted, Baja-style.  We kind of blew up over night on Facebook and got flooded with messages by a certain kind of people looking for a certain kind of sexual service that we, in fact, do not provide.  Topics include Facebook Message dramatic readings, how to undate someone, small-scale PDA consent, the threesome test, "She's All That"ing yourself, high sex drive insecurities and your virginity comedy set.

Episode 35 - The "Science" of Nipples

Dain doesn't wanna brag, y'all, but he made it through an entire recording session without dropping his phone while Niall manages to stay alive while recovering from a weekend trip with the lads for a bachelor party.  Topics include overthinking confidence, why game isn't taught, a slut in the sheets and a queen on the streets, World War III and a brand new segment!

Episode 34 - Bum Jelly

Hey, friends.  Have you got $100?  Can we have it?  We love you.  Topics include baby-making possibilities on Tinder, dancing away from your problems, thicc or thick, nightly blowjobs, best friend Tinder photoshoot, gettin' those hands on those titties, and more.

Episode 33 - Friend Brothel

The closet is less crowded this week as we've returned to the tried and true format of just two boys in the room bringing you the freshest dating and sex advice.  Dain brings a much anticipated update on last week's introduction to Cooking with Ricardo and we both manage to not rant about how garbage Game of Thrones has gotten.  Topics include karaoke introduction, TV boob jealousy, petrified goat orgasms, heartbroken dumper, fun and flirty sex friends, vagina snorkels, death and mistresses and what to do while your blasts her clit.

Episode 32 - Gay Time Traveler (feat. Kyle Crawford)

We did it.  They said we couldn't do it, but we did it.  We fit exactly one more boy in this closet to host our very first guest on the show, Kyle Crawford!  Ironically, it just so happens to be a gay man we've put back in the closet (don't worry, I'm pretty sure that's the only closet joke we made, surprisingly!).  We've gotten a lot of questions we didn't feel comfortable answering, being straight men with absolutely no gay experience, so we've brought in a third-party expert to shed some light on some of the mysteries of gay dating culture.  Topics include crusty spaghetti, the white lie escape, crushing on straight boys, landlord Grindr thief, the top/bottom meme dynamic.

Episode 31 - Dick Tenderizer

This is the first episode in a few weeks that we don't go completely off-the-rails by the end of things and we're not too sure how we feel about that.  This week we bring an exciting conclusion to #cumbox2019 and I promise you, you'll never guess how it all shakes out.  Topics include ghosting but still orbiting, the first date hand-off, a dick like a leg and an orgasm like a pig, sneaky in-bed phone times, lookin' pretty and how to pick up men.