F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast
Welcome to F*ck Buddies (@Fck_Buddies), the dating and sex advice podcast setting out to smash toxic masculinity and rape culture. We’re here to answer all of your sticky, sexy questions! With hosts Dain Miller (@TheDainiac) and Niall Spain (@NiallSpain). Submit your questions by e-mailing fbuddiespodcast@gmail.com!
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Episodes
Monday Nov 18, 2019
Monday Nov 18, 2019
Despite many cat related technical difficulties, we managed to record this episode for your listening pleasure. We only had to start and stop recording like three times, but we did it. Also, if anyone wants a cat, let me know. Topics include wedding night semen request, top secret Snapchat activation streaks, public sex rejection, the mysterious case of the text that was never sent, how Dain ruined a marriage and sexless seduction.
Monday Nov 11, 2019
Monday Nov 11, 2019
The spookiness of October is far behind us now and the cold winter chill has begun to creep into the closet. Dain brings a much needed update on an on-going saga and Niall reveals our first listener gift. Topics include dealing with betrayal and a tattoo Hail Mary, ignoring women for three years to attract... women, learning to not be creepy, sneaking a boy into your house undetected, being the only girl in the world to your special someone, a BetterBetch update.
Monday Nov 04, 2019
Monday Nov 04, 2019
With only a few residual spook-stains from Spooktober, we roll into, in Dain's opinion, the best month of November. As the crisp fall breeze gives way to the cold winter wind, let us keep you warm with the hottest sex and dating advice. Topics include an annoying question, the no kid clause, the sinister sensation of having a taste for the younger flesh, hobbies that get the tail to chase you and performance sex.
Monday Oct 28, 2019
Monday Oct 28, 2019
Good day, boos and ghouls (and everyone in between or outside of). Welcome to our first ever official Spooktacular! That's right, you're used to the hottest sex advice, but this time around we're bringing you the spookiest advice and we've even got the spookiest guest host we could find... The Spite Witch herself! Topics include a sneaky pair of panties, spooky sex injuries, a germane porn review, haunted house boners, the latest in the BetterBetch saga, fantasizing about "taking" virginity.
Monday Oct 21, 2019
Monday Oct 21, 2019
Niall's had a bad day, so we sing about it. We actually do a lot of singing in this episode. Maybe too much. Topics include respectful break-ups, the importance of D&D, drugging your wife, losing a little weight, some awkward questions, and wooing the cute hairdresser.
Monday Oct 14, 2019
Monday Oct 14, 2019
This week Niall makes a really good joke. I mean, like, he makes a really, really good joke. And if that doesn't make you horny, Dain brings back a baffling previous question-asker for a much needed update. Topics include birthday texts, falling in love in three days, another prophetic dream, drive-by flirting, the great sugar daddy gift card scam, forbidden erections and the past kiss haunting.
Monday Oct 07, 2019
Monday Oct 07, 2019
Oh boy. We enter year two hard this week by, maybe, just maybe, revealing we've secretly been terrible people (Dain especially) all along. But that's okay because we accidentally start this week's episode by just getting right into the advice with some hypotheticals. Also, this week we start a box in which we take stupid societal concepts and just lock them away for good. Topics include bad dick game, t-shirt exposition, parental sex toy bamboozles, bedroom raincoat mistake, exposing your number, staying in her pushy, and cougar huntin'.
Monday Sep 30, 2019
Monday Sep 30, 2019
We've done it! We made it a whole year, didn't miss a single episode and somehow climbed to the top 50 sex podcasts in Canada. We celebrate with a special long episode of this here podcast. A special appearance from our favourite guest host, Kyle and the soft rumbling purrs of Oliver grace this very exciting anniversary episode. Topics include big booty blunders, a dick pic tells a thousand words, probably a pretty problematic game of Fuck/Marry/Kill, alien jealousy, a Dan retrospective and a brand new segment.
Monday Sep 23, 2019
Monday Sep 23, 2019
Summer 2: The Sequel to Summer is here and we're back to being sweaty closet boys, but that doesn't stop us from providing you ever hotter dating and sex advice. Topics include being too passive, pulling out's suggested success rate, idealizing your relationship, the promise ring problem, a sweaty curse by the Spite Witch and a shocking Dan revelation.
Monday Sep 16, 2019
Monday Sep 16, 2019
This week we celebrate hitting the top 200 sexuality podcasts in Canada by once again inadvertently making an episode with a common theme; Dump. His. Ass. Look, we're all about communication and solving problems, but sometimes you need to toss these garbage people off a metaphorical cliff and get on with your (much better) life. Also, you're not going crazy if you hear a cat purring, Oliver weasled his way into the room and graced us with his perfect rumbles. Topics include a punishing flash, plastic surgery ultimatum, not being pretty, single shaming, boyfriend material, forcing a threesome and syrupy pancakes.