F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast

Episode 149 - Plans with the Prince

Sometimes you've got plans with the prince and sometimes you've got a random booty call.  We don't know what the means and it doesn't matter if you do either.  Topics include not saying "I love you" back, dirty talk demoralization, vacation video mix-up, getting comfortable with your vagina, how to soak your dick and stay chaste, one night stand booty call protocol and giving break-up gifts.

Episode 148 - Kidnaptivating

There's a time and a place to brag about all your cool rocks and it's literally anywhere and always.  Topics include hitting on cuties at the beach with your really cool bucket, a masturbation to sex food comparison, the most sexual vagina to head contact, is it shallow to find someone unattractive, reverse materialistic girlfriend, cunnilingus (but from behind) and pick-up personality archetype selection.

Episode 147 - A Shoulder To Sleep On

Hey, Olympics stop being trash and let your athletes bone down (among other things).  Topics include getting She's All That'd, threesome troubles, how to not hit on the woman asleep on your shoulder, the comparison between sex and orgasms, jealous of your new party member and as always a whole new slew of Tinder profiles.

Episode 146 - Dave Matthews' Whole New World

This week Dain introduces Niall to a completely unheard of new musical act called The Dave Matthews Band.  Topics include sexy lyrics, not judging lowly scumbags, a long distance booty call, a poisoner returns to the scene of the crime, confusing compatibility with red flags, embracing a completely made up bad boy persona, the dangers of bed humping, an adorable pranker and a feline Tinder takeover.

Episode 145 - Surprised Butthole

Really?  You're actually going to make me giggle AT your butthole?  Topics include on-screen blowjob concerns, a troubling tattoo tribute, using your hobbies to your advantage, navigating kinks to avoid offense, catching your husband in a shitty act, autism and dating.

Episode 144 - Well, That's a Penis

If you've had a tough week and you're coming to your boys for a little bit of consistency... maybe skip this week?  Topics include does online dating suck, ignoring obvious red flags, answering questions about penis size, breaking up with a FWB and appreciating smaller boobs.

Episode 143 - Tight Little Lobster Roll

Dain's all juiced up on that sweet Pfizer/Moderna cocktail and not even feeling like absolute hot garbage will stop him.  Topics include Sam and Bucky's relationship, guessing if your date expects sex, a penial perjury, the untrustworthy lack of jealousy, navigating STD tests with your FWB and what to do when your cool mom really likes your cool sex painting.

Episode 142 - Submerged in Squirt

Dain fought the Claw and the Claw won.  Topics include Batman's cunnilingus preference, a forlorn vibrator, a penis ejecting vagina, men complimenting men and the parent trip.

Episode 141 - The Oral Bench

We're back to work for the first time in like seven months and if you think I've got the energy to come up with a real clever episode description, you can go STRAIGHT TO HELL.  Topics include how to absolutely not deal with annoying roommates, offending your date with kindness, when date night is every night, the legitimacy of horny fog, approaching sex as virgins, improving your girlfriend on Instagram and just a whole mess of terrible Tinders.

Episode 140 - Quantum Dad

No matter what you do today, it's what Dad wanted you to do.  Topics include a relationship split, squirting insecurities, the feeling like someone is watching you, ignoring red flags, the omnipotent power of dad.