F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast

Episode 163 - Hornymoon Phase

We've all heard about the honeymoon phase and that's cute... but what about the hornymoon phase?  Topics include dealing with exclusivity rejection, worrying about getting bored of your new partner, pre-screening your partner's libido, when you need to use lube or just more foreplay and a fresh batch of dating profiles to critique.

Episode 162 - First Date Poo Crimes

Before you do anything, take a second and think to yourself, "Hey.  Did this happen in Dumb and Dumber?"  Topics include a really crappy first date, having the basic essentials of being an adult, a boggling bedtime invitation, mutual masturbation empowerment, a not-so suspicious work place friendship, addressing the construct that is virginity and the made-up science of dating.

Episode 161 - Closure Letter Guy

It doesn't matter how scathing or witty you think you were, everyone's going to laugh at your letter, dude.  Topics include ghosting expectations, the most genuine laughter is fake laughter, should you stay or should you go, writing a closure letter and why it's a bad idea, chasing the wrong kind of love, valuing your time and effort and a new batch of dating profiles.

Episode 160 - Attic Box for Mind Games

There are two things you don't want to do rummage through my secret attic box or piss me off and you've just done both.  Topics include dealing with a flat-earther, an artistic proposition, having your secret attic box discovered full of your really cool mind games, breast insecurities, an embarrassing "knee-jerk" reaction, being comfortable with alternative means of climax and, as usual, a new batch of dating profiles. 

Episode 159 - Bathe in Your You Goo

Get your pen and paper ready, folks!  At the end of the podcast we have a fun test that's actually not and actually sucks a lot.  Topics include why Tinder is the worst dating app, what you need to know for dating in 2021, competing with literally every man in the world, the boundaries of sharing photos you've sent your partner, not-so secretly watching porn during sex and a fresh batch of online dating profiles to critique.

Episode 158 - It‘s CaptivUS, Not CapitvAS (feat. Angel Russell)

I hope you've got room in your fear vocabulary because we're about to add a whole bunch of new entries.  This week, we're joined by Angel Russell, our friend from sex supersite Tickle.Life who generously sourced every question for the entire episode.  Topics include a Freaky Friday gender swap, a literal sticky situation for your penis, the most complicated way to get pregnant, a going Dutch deal breaker, helping a friend with a pregnancy.Be sure to check out https://www.tickle.life/index.html for a near infinite resource of sexual resources!

Episode 157 - First Date Nude Swap

After a month of the most chaotic recording schedule we've ever had, we're finally settling back into our proper rhythm, so sit back and expand your brains with this week's dose of dating and sex advice.  Topics include the 1-10 hottest scale, how much space do you give when they need space, sharing your ex's nudes with your first date, how to be hit in the face with literally every red flag ever, looking for intimacy through sex and a whole new slew of dating profiles.

Episode 156 - Lunchroom Romeo

Imagine the world we could live in if you used your statistics powers for good instead of evil.  Fearing we haven't been answering a whole lot of questions lately, we bring another rapid-fire session to clear Niall's question backlog.  Topics include a romance born in blackout, a hiking adventure with an ex, break-up responsibilities, crunching the cafeteria romance numbers, suspicious step-sister sports bra, an anti-vax ultimatum and, as usual, a new batch of Tinders.

Episode 155 - Drake is a Garbage Human

I'll say it here, so that there is both written and recorded evidence, but I would fight Drake in the ring for the honour of all of Toronto.  Topics include when you're not invited to your girlfriend's cool parties, missing the clues that you may not be dating anymore, accidentally calling your partner the wrong name in bed, informing your date about unusual physical features, why Drake (and Kanye) are the biggest douchebags, choosing between safety and morality and the most important dating question of our time thanks to a Hinge profile.

Episode 154 - Gone Girl 2: Gone Harder

This may be our last episode as Dain travels to some non-descript farm in the rural mid-west to solve the biggest mystery of his life.  Topics include recommendations and warnings for dating/self-help books, when to warn your partner of embarrassing acne, Gone Girl levels of ghosting and another impressive batch of dating profiles.