F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast

Episode 173 - The Most Expensive Apology

If you listen to this episode, I'm super mad at you and you totally owe me a few thousand dollars.  Topics include when the vibes don't lie, uninvited exercise encouragement, underage Instagram models, a $15,000 mistake, how to move forward after discovering a partner's past trauma, erectile difficulties and ghosting.

Episode 172 - Premarital Scat Play

When you're about to propose and life gives you lemonade maybe also ask for some chocolate?  Topics include eating your engagement ring, how to last multiple rounds in bed, using song lyrics to pick up women, post-oral beard clean up, The Game but for women and, as usual, a new batch of dating profiles.

Episode 171 - Syrup or Lube?

Every man has a secret, powerful syrup that imbibes him with a power beyond mortal comprehension.  Topics include how many rejections should you take before giving up and dying alone, a really stupid trip to the zoo, the date worthiness of the spookiest profession, an angry ex interruption, the potency of your boyfriend's magical syrup, processing the guilt and shame of an STI, succumbing to jealousy instead of logic and quite possibly the worst batch of dating profiles we've had.

FEED DROP: Session 1 - Trouble³ (Part I)

Join the adventure: www.noquestcast.comWe begin our adventure deep in the space of the Casa-Mal system as the crew of The Maverick investigates a missing fellow TVRN, The Nightcrawler.  What should be a simple contract turns to chaos and offers more questions than answers.  Durrin recovers a relic of his past.  Merrick asks the hard questions.  Cody finds a new purpose.If you haven't listened to our World Primer, we strongly recommend you do as this campaign takes place in a homebrew setting and references concepts and terms unique to the show.
 
Theme Song: "Escaped from the Lost Temple" by Eugene Levitas (ASCAP)
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Sanjaw Technoworld by Sanjawbeatz - https://pixabay.com/music/techno-trance-sanjaw-technoworld-2892/
Analog Sway by Fabien Renoult (BMI) & Josquin des Pres (BMI)
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FEED DROP: Session 0 - World Primer (Essential Listening)

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Follow along to the audio logs of Captain Jonathan Oralias, one of the first humans to travel into the Casa-Mal system after The Descent as he forges a new path for himself and his family while searching for purpose in humanity's new home.  This is essential listening for our first campaign and sets up the core ideas and concepts of our homebrew setting.Additional music credit:
"Cinematic Ambient 01" by Zen Man (https://pixabay.com/music/ambient-cinematic-ambient-01-788/)
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Episode 170 - The Year Where Nothing Goes Wrong

You can curse us for jinxing this year only if you thank us for saving it.  Topics include Dain's predictions for 2022, a new contender for longest question answer ever as we discuss the intricacies of navigating the "seeing multiple people" dilemma of modern dating, how to deal with the jealousy of other's success and looks and Niall brings a new batch of dating profiles all the way over from Ireland.

Episode 169 (Nice) - Sexmas Spectacular 2021

Did you think we forgot about Sexmas?  Did we actually forget about Sexmas because we recorded this entire month's worth of episodes in one week?  We'll never tell.  Join in our annual festivities celebrating the sexiest holiday this season with more sex advice from your two favourite shepherds of joy.  Topics include the status of 69, the hardest hitting questions to ask potential lovers, why do women do that, a groovy nervousness, how to turn moving into a sexy situation, Pavlov's moans, the stories your scars tell and the world's smallest dating profile.

Episode 168 - Booty Bomb

I know that it's been a tough couple of years, friends, but we need to stop putting things in our butts that shouldn't go in our butts.  Topics include and explosive anal surprise, being clear about your invitations, how long until men expect sex, when you don't have the spark but you've already had the sex, sign language and sex, and, of course, a new batch of dating profiles to be rated.

Episode 167 - Secret Sin

No one must know of or lay eyes upon the evil ichor my body produces whence thou givest me pleasure.  Topics include hitting your partner's nudes with an ol' thumbs up, verbiage for when you have to poop, my celebrity boyfriend's top secret jizz, a not-so-tall tale, accepting that you're someone's flavour, the connotations of catching feelings, simple and easy steps on how to seduce your wife.

Episode 166 - Same Ol‘ Titties

I've always said that the best part of waking up is just a little bit of salmon semen seeping into my morning coffee.  Topics include a fishy new material, a sneaky novel idea, falling into the sad category, a parental chaperone for a teenage date, date-stealing friends, freaking women out with your mask and the freshest batch of online dating profiles.