F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast

Episode 159 - Bathe in Your You Goo

Get your pen and paper ready, folks!  At the end of the podcast we have a fun test that's actually not and actually sucks a lot.  Topics include why Tinder is the worst dating app, what you need to know for dating in 2021, competing with literally every man in the world, the boundaries of sharing photos you've sent your partner, not-so secretly watching porn during sex and a fresh batch of online dating profiles to critique.

Episode 158 - It‘s CaptivUS, Not CapitvAS (feat. Angel Russell)

I hope you've got room in your fear vocabulary because we're about to add a whole bunch of new entries.  This week, we're joined by Angel Russell, our friend from sex supersite Tickle.Life who generously sourced every question for the entire episode.  Topics include a Freaky Friday gender swap, a literal sticky situation for your penis, the most complicated way to get pregnant, a going Dutch deal breaker, helping a friend with a pregnancy.Be sure to check out https://www.tickle.life/index.html for a near infinite resource of sexual resources!

Episode 157 - First Date Nude Swap

After a month of the most chaotic recording schedule we've ever had, we're finally settling back into our proper rhythm, so sit back and expand your brains with this week's dose of dating and sex advice.  Topics include the 1-10 hottest scale, how much space do you give when they need space, sharing your ex's nudes with your first date, how to be hit in the face with literally every red flag ever, looking for intimacy through sex and a whole new slew of dating profiles.

Episode 156 - Lunchroom Romeo

Imagine the world we could live in if you used your statistics powers for good instead of evil.  Fearing we haven't been answering a whole lot of questions lately, we bring another rapid-fire session to clear Niall's question backlog.  Topics include a romance born in blackout, a hiking adventure with an ex, break-up responsibilities, crunching the cafeteria romance numbers, suspicious step-sister sports bra, an anti-vax ultimatum and, as usual, a new batch of Tinders.

Episode 155 - Drake is a Garbage Human

I'll say it here, so that there is both written and recorded evidence, but I would fight Drake in the ring for the honour of all of Toronto.  Topics include when you're not invited to your girlfriend's cool parties, missing the clues that you may not be dating anymore, accidentally calling your partner the wrong name in bed, informing your date about unusual physical features, why Drake (and Kanye) are the biggest douchebags, choosing between safety and morality and the most important dating question of our time thanks to a Hinge profile.

Episode 154 - Gone Girl 2: Gone Harder

This may be our last episode as Dain travels to some non-descript farm in the rural mid-west to solve the biggest mystery of his life.  Topics include recommendations and warnings for dating/self-help books, when to warn your partner of embarrassing acne, Gone Girl levels of ghosting and another impressive batch of dating profiles.

Episode 153 - Toss It In Your Roommate

I don't want to get you too hyped, but I think we finally found our sign off and we definitely execute it perfectly.  Topics include the expectations in embarrassment, the abnormality of setting age based milestones, managing your standards and sleeping with your roommate.

Episode 152 - Stacy Sucksalot

There's got to be at least one person that has used their real name as their porn name and it makes sense that it would be Stacy Sucksalot.  Topics include the heat, a suspicious sunset snap, subtly sussing out someone's status, teenage drama, only wanting surface level relationships, pondering partner's porn past and, as usual, a new batch of Tinders.Support the show by joining our Patreon:
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Episode 151 - Strong Goblin Energy

We're really on the fence about whether or not we love goblins, but we won't make our decision until we have all of the information.  Topics include the official launch of our Patreon, are there real people who are like Dean from Supernatural, allowing your parents to dictate your sex life, triggering the trap card that insults your girlfriend, The Chase™ and how you're doing it wrong, asking permission for a first kiss, the unspoken truths of sex and ending strong with a new crop of Tinder profiles.Support the show and earn our undying love by joining our Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies

Episode 150 - Ranch for the Table

This is exactly why we ask for separate bills, Jessica.  Topics include launching our Patreon, playing hard to get extremely poorly, adventures in inappropriate lube, the sinister undertones of hiding your age, wanting your date to suffer, does he hate you or want to date you, deepthroat despair and a new slew of Tinders.Patreon Link:https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies