F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast

Episode 169 (Nice) - Sexmas Spectacular 2021

Did you think we forgot about Sexmas?  Did we actually forget about Sexmas because we recorded this entire month's worth of episodes in one week?  We'll never tell.  Join in our annual festivities celebrating the sexiest holiday this season with more sex advice from your two favourite shepherds of joy.  Topics include the status of 69, the hardest hitting questions to ask potential lovers, why do women do that, a groovy nervousness, how to turn moving into a sexy situation, Pavlov's moans, the stories your scars tell and the world's smallest dating profile.

Episode 168 - Booty Bomb

I know that it's been a tough couple of years, friends, but we need to stop putting things in our butts that shouldn't go in our butts.  Topics include and explosive anal surprise, being clear about your invitations, how long until men expect sex, when you don't have the spark but you've already had the sex, sign language and sex, and, of course, a new batch of dating profiles to be rated.

Episode 167 - Secret Sin

No one must know of or lay eyes upon the evil ichor my body produces whence thou givest me pleasure.  Topics include hitting your partner's nudes with an ol' thumbs up, verbiage for when you have to poop, my celebrity boyfriend's top secret jizz, a not-so-tall tale, accepting that you're someone's flavour, the connotations of catching feelings, simple and easy steps on how to seduce your wife.

Episode 166 - Same Ol‘ Titties

I've always said that the best part of waking up is just a little bit of salmon semen seeping into my morning coffee.  Topics include a fishy new material, a sneaky novel idea, falling into the sad category, a parental chaperone for a teenage date, date-stealing friends, freaking women out with your mask and the freshest batch of online dating profiles.

Episode 165 - Slutbot (feat. Brianna Rader)

I, for one, welcome our future, sexy robot overlord.  This week we're joined by sexting AI, Slutbot, creator Brianna Rader to talk about all things sexting.  Topics include a guide to great sexting, how to text with women, how to encourage your partner to be a better sexter, how to let down an over-eager texter, a hall pass with a twist and a fresh batch of Tinder profiles.
 
Find Brianna and Slutbot:https://www.juiceboxit.com/https://twitter.com/brirader

Episode 164 - Batman Voice Seduction

This episode we practice our Batman voices because we all know that's the only voice women respond to.  Topics include cat litter feng shui, how to compliment a penis other than size, over analyzing completely normal interactions, disclosing mensuration status, how to protect your girlfriend from the suave barista and curbing a rising exhibitionist.

Episode 163 - Hornymoon Phase

We've all heard about the honeymoon phase and that's cute... but what about the hornymoon phase?  Topics include dealing with exclusivity rejection, worrying about getting bored of your new partner, pre-screening your partner's libido, when you need to use lube or just more foreplay and a fresh batch of dating profiles to critique.

Episode 162 - First Date Poo Crimes

Before you do anything, take a second and think to yourself, "Hey.  Did this happen in Dumb and Dumber?"  Topics include a really crappy first date, having the basic essentials of being an adult, a boggling bedtime invitation, mutual masturbation empowerment, a not-so suspicious work place friendship, addressing the construct that is virginity and the made-up science of dating.

Episode 161 - Closure Letter Guy

It doesn't matter how scathing or witty you think you were, everyone's going to laugh at your letter, dude.  Topics include ghosting expectations, the most genuine laughter is fake laughter, should you stay or should you go, writing a closure letter and why it's a bad idea, chasing the wrong kind of love, valuing your time and effort and a new batch of dating profiles.

Episode 160 - Attic Box for Mind Games

There are two things you don't want to do rummage through my secret attic box or piss me off and you've just done both.  Topics include dealing with a flat-earther, an artistic proposition, having your secret attic box discovered full of your really cool mind games, breast insecurities, an embarrassing "knee-jerk" reaction, being comfortable with alternative means of climax and, as usual, a new batch of dating profiles.